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Oops, Spyder and I forgot to run in Vesper. No Candidate for Vesper this time.  Maybe someone less busy than us will want it and ask the Zombie King to place them in office.

I have a 184 stone Bull fish caught  7/3/2017  Loot house floor.

*Has a Fish fry*

i have tamed this creature and will be bringing it to the next Auction.  I named it cuddles.

There has been a sighting of the Mongbat of the Creeping Cassock. See the artists rendering below

*sighs* I shall surely be having nightmares about the Mongbat of the Creeping Cassock now.

I hear it more resembles a Spider than a Mongbat . . .

*Salutes Hoffs*

Congratulations Reuggan.

is this something the general public can witness?

I caught a 513 stone Autum Dragonfish last night!

Pardon the picture. The fish was SO big it would all not fit in the picture. Even the Camera wasn't able to properly focus as it could not compute the vastness of this fish.



As we all know, my word is golden over all the lands. So no need to check on this. I look forward to my prize and trophy during tonights festivities!

i have used state of the art technology to clear up Razz's photo . . .

Nice! But that’s a lava fish, you weren’t in a boat 

I’ll update the record as soon as I’m not on my phone.  That’s going to be a tough one to beat!

Who's telling this fish Tale?

This one dang near sank my boat

So sue me!!!

*calls Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe*

I am here to formally lodge a complaint against the Sara Dale fishing rod company. i have burned through 25 of your rods, and have failed to catch any Golden Tunas. i want a refund of the original purchase price for each rod and an additional 10 million gold for emotional distress and suffering.

This is an outrage! I am the real CharGar, not this painted up hussy!

I would also like to apply for membership in Gilfane.

I can do anything she can do better. I can do anything better then her! /dances

All My Love,

The Real CharGar

I don't believe you, the real CharGar has a cuter backside

Wonder if she talks as much?

I Doubt if that's even possible . . .

whatcha gonna do with the legendary Mediation? finally get the hatfields and mccoys to talk?