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Here in progressive Massachusetts, they are now referred to as "gender neutral" bathrooms.

At the Wal-Marts or the Targets, you can get bug repellent in the camping section. I highly recommend it.  Especially since you are headed to Michigan....The mozzies are the size of birds there.

Hoffs shared rant 1 with me in person while his blood sugar was low. It was epic.


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Thanks for keeping us waiting.  (sarcasm Sheldon).

BWAHAHAHA

He did say he might have sketchy internet for a couple days.

Another nice adventure. PS. how many demerits does Ian get for calling you Hops? Or is that a pet name for Hoffs?

Probably a bunch, but I could always arrange to bagpipe outside his house next time in England, which may be in summer 2017... .just saying

Note to hops: do not order blackened fish. You will not like it. It's spicy. The blackened name comes from all the spices they put on top of it before it is pan fried


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:-) long pants and sleeves help but if you know you've been walking through it, best get those clothes in the wash immediately


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Interesting, guess we'll be seeing an uptick in pet training after that

I second the skype calling. This is how I did all my phone calls to Scotland over the past year to arrange our band trip. Does your cheap laptop have a microphone? You can then just use skype and $5 worth of skype credit will get you VERY far.

Yeah, I love the description "Venusian" btw Hoffs, Joe loves your prose


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Ok. So for years Hoffs has made fun of me for accessing my technology anytime. Including while on vacation. Saying I'm addicted to it. Well, now he's gone and purchased a laptop while on vacation. . .


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Dude, you gotta learn to send stuff back. That's when you pull the menu back out, point to the hashbrowns and toast and say, this is what I want, and you must have given me someone else's plate.

PS - what DID you order at IHOP


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Hoffs is all about the skirt quotient. I remember him complaining about stewardesses being too "matronly" one trip. Dude if you want to see beautiful people then the Midwest is not the place. And I'm defining beautiful people as the unobtainable not real people that they put in clothing ads and TV.


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You might be best off visiting the bakery of a grocery store. They make their own bread so likely no HFCS


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