Since I was never a fan of the BOOBIES Thread, Located here: http://www.whitecouncil.org/forums/index.php?topic=589.0
I've decided to post horrifying spider pictures. Feel free to join in. I'm sure that this will either get me kicked out of the Landsraad, or award me 8BILLION demerits....
Or at Hoffs House....
I think I prefer Boobs!
You only "think"...? Man, I KNOW!
Oh, no. Now I will have nightmares!
Ack!!!! I think that the starting penalty for this must be in the trillions....
You have FAILED!!!
How can ye have a spider thread that does not stick to things?
And, while not as long-legged as your image, I fondly recall these prolific fellows from my time in the lands of the southern savages of many hues... they called it the "rainbow nation", and these were known as "baboon spiders".
(https://www.gilfane.com/Forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1101.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg425%2Fcowlandrd%2FEAGLE%2520%2520%2520OSPREY%2Fgolden-brown-baboon-spider.jpg&hash=0c76f6250253ea8259d4c48cb094505f752724d9)
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Another classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-eRB-JTKSw
Quote from: Victim on November 06, 2016, 01:44:19 PM
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This is the Spider that started my phobia with spiders long long ago.
When I was younger I came across one of these when I was still a wee pup. I stepped on it to kill it. When I lifted my foot a bunch of little spiders were crawling everywhere. I didn't know it's babies clung to it. I thought, for moment, that the big spider had split into smaller spiders and were coming after me. Freaked me out bigtime.
My parents decided to cure my phobia I just needed to understand spiders so they got me some books from the library. The phobia only intensified after reading about them. It really is true, Ignorance is bliss.
I like spiders, they eat bugs. I get the wolf spiders in my house once in a while, or at least I see them here.
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This one looks friendly. *looks hopeful*
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She's harmless, i swear!
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Wha the........ where was that pic taken? I just need to know where NOT to go... ever.
Here is a pleasant looking fellow...
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You can never have too many amazing spiders. Well, almost never.
I like this little fellow. He can come and play at the local tavern whenever he likes.
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This is apparently a camel spider. It's very pretty.
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And here's a coastal peacock spider. It's even prettier. Almost huggable.
No, I don't know which coast. Hopefully not the one I'm near.
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And, as you can ALMOST never have too many spiders...
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and...
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*waits for the demerits, and an angry, spider-fearing mob*
Good god! Can I give out Demerits?
those last two pics did it to me Otto.
I wonder how many spiders an EM can create in an evening? Perhaps I should suggest something to EM Bennu...
Oh, all right. I'll behave. Here's a pretty dancing spider to make up for the horror.
He (she?) would fit right in with our local savages.
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(https://i1.ytimg.com/vi/vN3zBkuqPjA/mqdefault.jpg)
OH GOD KELMO, Poor Hoffs....
That better be a teeny tiny toilet bowl or fake.....
I really don't know why I keep coming back to this thread....
Relax, that one's fake. Some poor soul with less of a life than the zombies I killed earlier posted an entire YouTube video about it. And added health tips to the comments section.
*shakes head in amazement*
I only know this because I was looking for similar ones to annoy, er, educate Razz, and there's a fairly bad one of a valiant tavern-goer who kicks up the lid, only to have a large spider run up his leg. That particular video shows up on the same set of results...
Do yourself a favour, and don't search for things like "scariest spider ever" or "largest spider ever". And "bird eating spiders" should definitely be off the menu for anyone who (i) likes birds or (ii) dislikes spiders.
Me, I rather like the sound of the new spider mount.
I'm not sure about this one.
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Probably special effects. Or sorcery.
Or a town where no one ever dusts.
another spider!
Say what you will about spiders, a guild of savages (or even orcs) charging into battle on the ethy versions of those would look amazing!
I imagine the prodo shards will be overrun with drider guilds before too long. Poor things.
Oh, and here's another one.
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Tina Tink is very unhappy about the Spiders I brought at the Auction
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This fellow is fascinating.
He's called a Chinese Hourglass Spider, and is a member of the Trapdoor Spider family.
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(https://www.gilfane.com/Forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.swiftinverts.com%2Fpix%2FC.torreya1.jpg&hash=cbfe41f1c9ab019143ab93c009c766c35e382f9c)
I think this would have made for a better mount than the tarantula - it appears to be armoured, and it even comes with an aft shield... or maybe a cannon!
Quote from: Razz on November 10, 2016, 05:17:22 PM
Good god! Can I give out Demerits?
those last two pics did it to me Otto.
I am now officially bestowing you with full authority to hand out unlimited demerits to anyone posting here.
Anyone that isn't me, of course. :)
I can pass out Demerits?!?! omg... the... power!1!.......
*passes out*
Quote from: Razz on November 21, 2016, 06:07:17 PM
I can pass out Demerits?!?! omg... the... power!1!.......
*passes out*
*Puts smelling salt under his nose* I hope he wakes up soon ;)
https://www.facebook.com/Joshaoke/videos/1778244202422885/
*stares in shock*
*eye twitch*
I'm gonna need a bigger book...
Ok off to the store to buy ear plugs *waves*
Perhaps this will make you feel happier. It's Peter Porker!
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Quote from: Blind Otto on November 22, 2016, 06:38:58 PM
Perhaps this will make you feel happier. It's Peter Porker!
*sighs* Whatever demerits Razz decides to give you, I'm trebling.
Not a fan of the Spectacular Spider-Ham? Hmm... must try harder...
One day, while trying out his new ethy spider, Razz got ninja snake form wrong...
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*subtly tries to move from spiders to snakes*
I actually have Marvel's Spider-Ham #1 comic book form back in the 80's. So I approve of this one type of spider.
Snakes? Pfft not a problem.
Huzzah! I think one of my kids swiped my copy.
Still, I'll always have Spider-verse...
Moving on from spiders (and pigs), this ghastly creature is a type of King Cricket, known in South Africa as the Parktown Prawn.
They really are horrible, and have a defensive manouver not unlike that of the skunk.
And yes, the brave soul holding this one really is feeding it a carrot.
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Just in case anyone was at a loss for what to get Razz for Christmas...
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*imagines anyone trying to run in those*
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What...is...wrong...with you...people.....
*shivers*
Otto I'm going to ask Malloc to Deco your house for Christmas. Better make some steel-toe shoes and a hard hat buddy. Merry Christmas!
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Well, it's nearly THAT time... give or take a dozen hours... so here's a spider even Razz might be able to love.
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*crafts small trumpet ready to annoy the neighbours*
If only they all looked like that.
It's too quiet in here, so, here's a spider who drank too much coffee.
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gosh - I much prefer the boob thread.
or what I just looked at on facebook.
https://vimeo.com/88401875
(https://vimeo.com/88401875)
Bravo!! ii
This thread is too quiet. *throws greater explosion potion*
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Im cure :P
That one was my friend (Theraphosa blondi):
I love those peacock spiders. Maratus Volans would be a great name for a character on Siege, too. Someone should suggest it to Spyderbite.
In the meantime...
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*hugs Otto tightly*
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Australian Huntsman Spider
Now picture a stealth herder with an army of these advancing on our friends from Luna...
EWWW!!! Kll it kill it lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPvqxFdApiY
Hoffs, DO NOT watch this video. You have been warned.
;D