I hereby announce that I am King of Giltown and will come by and visit my new town from time to time and collect tithe from the former residents of my town. I will collect in 1 of 2 ways. I will collect murder counts when you have been smited or I will be forced into taking your personal property from you. All hail the new King and the out of my town.
Signed,
Your King Coyote Jack
Hmmmm. I thought your freinds were doing a much better job than you. Your not worthy to be the king.
Try again tommorow night. :P
Well sir you are the first person I will remove from my new little town. GET OFF MY LAWN.
It's not your lawn. You are not worthy to be king. Go back to ruling the slimes. :P
Dear Dear. I thought we'd had our share for this week.
Looks like we need another of those jackets with the buckles at the back troop.
Bea
Well, it's all good and fun. ;D
First of all I'm going to assume you mean Gilfane, because there's no such place as "Giltown." If there is, you've got the wrong forum. . . ;)
The King should be a man of the people. If you want a murder count from me, you'd better leave your faction arties at home.
Well I didn't vote for him.
You did not have to vote for me Ship I had already killed you your vote would not have counted :)
And as far as calling it GILtown... its my town ill call it what ever I want to call it.
I shall smite any insurrection in my town!!!!!
Oh dear. Please excuse Coyote Jack. I'm afraid his delusions have returned. He needs Nurse Maude (does anyone here remember Nurse Maude?)! Please humor him at this time. He means no harm or ill-will. In the meanwhile, I will try to get him back on his meds!! ;D
DEVIL WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I Shall find another to be the queen.
Excepting Applications
I have just checked MY lands and have found it clear of any dirty little Gil subjects. Good lil subjects, hide.
I don't hide. I don't know how. And oh, by the way, you need to make a better choice in footwear. Could I suggest some nice purple shoes?
Quote from: Enigma on February 04, 2009, 12:03:59 AM
Excepting Applications
So this means there are no applications right?
Nobody wants to be with him as he has no shoe style going on. :P
Stylish shoes are of utmost importance for any ruler. ;D
You will all be crushed into submission.... with or without shoes on!!!!
You are on my LAWN remove yourselves or you will be TAXed
When is this going to happen? I have been roaming through Gilfane freely for over an hour now. I would be the one that wears the spiffy purple shoes.
I have gone thru several times myself. I only ever saw Nadia. Not sure what she was up to... seemed suspicious thou. I may have to give her my personal attention.
Quote from: Enigma on February 04, 2009, 04:25:11 AM
I have gone thru several times myself. I only ever saw Nadia. Not sure what she was up to... seemed suspicious thou. I may have to give her my personal attention.
I sense Enigma has developed a crush...what shall Patty think :o
Coyote Jack ran past my house being chased by Sunchicken! Rumor has it that Sunchicken is making an attempt at a coup de taht. Neither were wearing proper footwear. Troop wins again due to his stylish purple shoes! ;D
No correct footwear, no entry !
Check em all out !
All i Know about Footwear is I will absolutely not tolerate smelly feet in my lil town.
I am King and you are on my lawn!!!!!!!!
If its your lawn then for pittys sake will you get off that flee encrusted beast you ride and get mowing the grass !
Bea you should really bless that Comp bow..... or you may have to be extra taxed some day :(
Now Loki dont be all butt sore, you did your best man. I am proud that the minions of MY lands come to each others Aid. Next time put down your deco stuff before you come out, die, and call the KING a douche bag. Any lesser man would have taken your crapola. I shall kill all that enter my lands and do not BOW to the new KING OF GILTOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheers Jack, dunno what the heck i did last night to unbless it either. I prob dropped it into a crate with deco stuff that was locked down or summit and forgot to check once i re-equipped it.
Not like me not to have me bow blessed !
Quite alright Bea, I am a merciful King towards my LOYAL subjects. I am glad to see more of my subjects accepting my Sovereign rule over them. I will be expecting a large banquet in my honor for all to bring me food and shoes!!!
We win !!!
The man wants shoes !!!
I swear the people of my new town are like the underwear gnomes. They are planning to take over the whole world.
Step 1: Steal all the Shoes
Step 2: ???
Step 3: BIG PROFIT
Odd lil subjects i have in this town.
Try the pink or even the purple shoes, you'll like em. Then you get to be an underwear gnome too ! and as a special bonus, we'll even get you a matching fishing pole and your very own little pond and a log to sit on, just think of all the happy afternoons yer gonna have.
I control the underpants gnomes in Gilfane. They work at the shoe factory. I would be a little carefull right now. This morning I heard some grumblings of a revolt against the false king. I am thinking that they are going to aid Sunchicken in the coup. This should be interesting as a succesfull coup would make Sunchicken the new false king. Since he is blue, we would likely accumulate murder counts when we behead him for treason against the citizens of Gilfane.
What does all this mean? It means that the false king is going to get ganked by the underpants gnomes. I hope I am around to see this. The underpants gnomes may look harmless but they are a fiesty little bunch.
In the mean time, I am very suspicious of anyone that is not wearing purple shoes.
Well now you've done it Coyote Jack! The underpants gnomes have left the factory. They are well armed, very angry, and have positioned themselves in stratigic places. I would worry most about Harry, the little green one. He has never been too stable. :o :o :o :o :o
Ohh God NO ! Not Harry !!
Run everyone Run for your lives !
Now the underpants gnomes have called in reinforcements! This is going to get interesting.
Hmmm....turns out that I don't control the underpants gnomes. ??? They are going wild right now. Use extreme caution.
I welcome Scopulos Falco to my list of converts you shall all call me KING of GILTOWN!!!!!!!!!
I welcome Miss Patty Pick Axe to my home in Gilfane. Aparently she stopped by while I was out. When she returns I will have her in for tea and crumpets. I will also give her a very fine pair of stylish shoes, custom made by Little Elves. :P
TOnks has become the latest Convert..... seriously folks im being nice so far with the murder count = no looting rule. Please inform ALL my subject. If I am not recieving a count I will loot ya.
The tides have turned Coyote Jack! Miss Patty Pick Axe paid a visit to my shoe factory in Gilfane this evening where we enjoyed pleasant conversation. I was happy to present her with a gift of spiffy purple shoes that were made by little elves. The underpants gnomes took pictures of the event.
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I too can tell stories with Pictures. I do believe the Gnomes are working for the new KING OF GILTOWN!!!
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Well hurry back so I can have more fun attacking the NOT king of Gilfane. The underpants gnomes rezed me.
Get back here! I am tired of waiting. >:(
Quote from: Enigma on February 05, 2009, 01:33:23 AM
I too can tell stories with Pictures. I do believe the Gnomes are working for the new KING OF GILTOWN!!!
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Hey! Did you take my purple shoes? I don't see them on my corpse!
I am your King you do not command me you imputent worm. You are testing the patience of my royal self. Beware.
Get back here! Now! I command you! Do as I say!
I bow to no one...however, I can play you a song..!?
*giggles*
I am about peeing my pants over this thread!
Ali its twice as bad in game )
Laughed so much last night the other half came and told me to shh in case i woke the kids !
Poor troop, he always looses his shoes
Citizens of GIlfane, I fear Coyote has hidden the herbs required to make the potion that controls these delusions. He enjoys these delusions and does not wish to return to a normal state of mind. As soon as I find them, I will make the potion, entice him to drink it, and then hopefully you will not have to endure his "ruling". In the meantime, please humor him. If he does slay you, give him murder counts, it makes him a kinder "king". It may also ease the delusions.
Thank you troop for the beautiful purple shoes. To keep them safe, I have placed them on the feet of my vendor. She says they are very comfortable. She praises your gnomes.
The little elves at the shoe factory have posted this picture of the false king in one of the work rooms.
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Gah! This picture freaks me out.
Man he looks far worse than I thought.
God speed to you patty, it looks like he is in dire need.
Ahh you found a picture of my royal awesomeness. I have had to come down hard on those gnomes esp the big red one that was hanging out with troop. They have told me that they are much better off in my Royal service than making shoes under troop. They said something about troop being a dirty dirty man and that they are forming a gnomish sexual predator list that troop will be the founding member of. But either way I am very happy with my new little town it brings so many subjects together which makes it easier for me to convert them to my way of thinking. I AM THE KING and your are on my lawn you will address me as your KING or i will have to convert your the hard way.
MUhahauaUAH
Hoffs has been converted AND he forgot to give me a murder counts so he was looted. These are simple rules my little subjects Murder count= no looting however NO murder count = I will toss your crap in a trash barrell.
I'm finally back in town and will be removing this pretender soon :)
I am your KING and as such Tyger Dye can buy her Faction Heart of the lion from my vendor west out of luna behind Hef's house next to the devil woman Patty Pickaxe vendor. And I shall find you soon enough Vortex I was just running thru my town and found Loki but he would not come out.
Yeah, I looked around for you in Gilfane until work called me away. I will correct your assumptions soon enough, false king.
I can not understand how the subjects of GILTOWN can not comprehend that I will not loot you if you give me murder counts. This is absurd that you continue to be looted. I blame this on you all.
Well the stupid little gnomes don't seem to understand tactics very well. I have taken them to a retreat of sorts were they will be retrained and become better organized. In about another eight hours time, I will return with my well organized force of underpants gnomes. We will behead the false king, little coyote jack, and restore order to Gilfane.
I see that Patty Pick Axe now has a vendor that is wearing spiffy purple shoes, hand crafted by little elves from my shoe factory.
to quieten jack down a bit i decorated giltown with lots of little gifts for him.
The training retreat did not go so well.
It started off o.k. with all of the gnomes in good spirit.
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There was a small problem however. I was unaware that they had brought along several kegs of ale. The fiesty little buggers all became thouroughly inebriated in no time. It turned into quite a scene. We were doing a little archery practice at first.
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As you can see, that did not go too well at all.
Then we went on to a little fencing practice using a Nights Kiss.
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This too was a complete failure.
And then during a break for dinner, they all began fist fighting with each other. It was a big mess and somebody called the Yew Sheriff.
The Sheriff arrived and arrested all of the Gnomes! I narrowly escaped in the nick of time. Most likely due to my proper choice of footwear. All of the Underpants Gnomes are in the Yew jail awaiting arraignment in the morning. Hopefully the Judge will be lenient and let the Gnomes return to my shoe factory.
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Freddie getting his mug shot taken.
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Billy in the slammer.
I AM KING OF GILTOWN!!!!
I told you no amount of gnomes will save your rotten town.
The only thing that will save your town is a banquet in my honor with food and shoes for all.
If the banquet is a success I might spare your lives and your town. But not until then!!!
Quote from: Enigma on February 06, 2009, 04:09:12 AM
I AM KING OF GILTOWN!!!!
I told you no amount of gnomes will save your rotten town.
The only thing that will save your town is a banquet in my honor with food and shoes for all.
If the banquet is a success I might spare your lives and your town. But not until then!!!
Aha! See! You are not the king! However, I would be willing to have a banquet with food and shoes for all. It would not be in your honor though.
Perhaps i should put down my shovel and dust off my armor and come sit in Gil Town. Btw, how many gil have you run into that wear the tag NEMESIS? Can't say i remember the last time we fought, but i don't think the outcome was good for you :)
I AM KING OF GILTOWN. I see I have driven your guild out of my town and I have it all to myself. You didnt even come to defend Cyst (NEW) when i killed him in my town. You are all pitiful. Oh morder the last Nemisis that i fought was Tyger Dye and he bought his faction gear back off my vendor this morning. Then he got on swappy and died 2 more times.
I am a little busy dealing with some legal issues right now. As soon as I get the Underpants Gnomes free from the Yew prison, I will be back to Gilfane. >:(
Beware Coyote Jack! Good allways triumphs over evil! Your days of roaming freely throughout our town are numbered!
Justice will come to you!
I AM KING!!!!!!! I will tell you what JUSTICE is and you will like it. My town has become 100% compliant with my will. Any who oppose my Royal awesomenessity will be poked with a stick until you agree throw me a ROYAL BANQUET!!!!!!!!!
I will also take this time to point out that this thread has more views than any other on this forum so i must be the KING!!!!!!!
Quote from: Enigma on February 06, 2009, 03:15:40 PM
I will also take this time to point out that this thread has more views than any other on this forum so i must be the KING!!!!!!!
It´s called pity views...
The KING OF GILTOWN needs not your pity but i will take your red sauce at the banquet of shoes!!!!!!!!!!!
I will find a special place for you in my box of converts. You will suffer the wrath of his majesty me. now GET OFF MY LAWN.
Quote from: Enigma on February 06, 2009, 03:15:40 PM
I will also take this time to point out that this thread has more views than any other on this forum so i must be the KING!!!!!!!
The view count is so high due to the awesomness of purple shoes. ::)
No banquet for the false king! ;D
Your member are dying at an unbelievable rate. Stop this madness!!!! You MUST give me murder counts I do not WANT to loot you. But with out Counts i will be forced to. Please do not make me be mean. I am EMO without Counts.
Get off my LAWN!!!!
Quote from: Enigma on February 06, 2009, 11:58:54 PM
Your member are dying at an unbelievable rate. Stop this madness!!!! You MUST give me murder counts I do not WANT to loot you. But with out Counts i will be forced to. Please do not make me be mean. I am EMO without Counts.
Get off my LAWN!!!!
Actually.....twasn't yer lawn at all....was my fancy blue rug! And ye slaughtered an innocent squirrel in my kitchen. How unsanitary! I'll be scrubbing for days.
Unless Troop can dispatch his gnomes for the purpose? A career change once they've been sprung from the jail!
Might I suggest you check out the Boobies thread?!! It is definitely a better way to spend your time than dealing with your so-called 'subjects'. True royalty would not bother with even noticing subjects, much less raising them to such a high pedestal as personally touching them with a weapon. You must be merely pretending to actually want to carouse with the residents within "Your town" - since you insist on calling it this.
Maybe if you check out the Boobies thread, we might not see you for a period of time...LOL
I will not give MY town back to you.
I AM KING OF GILTOWN
You will all be converted. I have converted many of you this day and until you are all Loyal to me as your King I will continue to hunt the wicked ones that live in MY town.
Thou I LOVE the BoObIeS
No soup for you! And no purple shoes either!
Geez! Why did you run away? Must have been my awesome purple shoes!
Who ran away? I handed out a bag of justice in my town. Over and Over and Over. Good thinkin Jesus getting out of there. Not even your tamer could have stopped me. There were many deaths, NONE of them was mine. That is simply my Royal Awesomenessity shining thru. Loki your an angry little man. It will give you heart problems. Troop keep trying buddy someday you might use something other than a really slow mana intense spell like FS.
I am King
Get off my lawn
I am waiting for my Banquet!!!!!!!
P.S. where is this HOUSE nemisis that sir morder talks about?
No banquet for you! You are not the king! If you were, you would not be stelthing around your kingdom. A true king should be riding galantly through his town and talking to his nobel subjects!
NOT THE kING!
You are mistaken sir I do ride thru my town galantly. You are too busy laying face down on the ground mumbling to the gnomes (which laugh at you btw) to notice me riding by looking for my next subject to say hello to.
Remember..... I AM YOUR KING. Get off my lawn.
Taste the Rainbow
Reports have it that the false king, Coyote Jack, attacked the defensless crafter Edwin at the Gilfane Market today. Due to Edwins quick reflexes, he was able to evade the false king and made it to safety. 8)
It has come to my attention that a GOOD King gives something back to his subjects and today I wish to bring to you all the gift of Art. And to this end I have made for you all those GIL i have converted a Wonderful Picture of all your convertions.
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Yes, I the King raided of T map tonight. Not sure anyone has ever done that before on siege so we are gonna go with "we feel proud about that one"... thou we are not sure atm. However this is how it will roleplay out, enjoy.
I took my noble Knights with me to patrol my isle home only to find that once I had kicked you all from my town; you took residence like rats in my other home lands. I was forced to dispatch you all before you could breed there and really ruin the place. My Court Bard seemed to take care of the really LARGE red rats with ease allowing my Wizards and Warriors free access to issue Kingly Purple Nerpals as well as some really nasty Wedgies. I again declared that I was the King of Giltown!!!!!! Get off my Lawn!!!!!!!!! And we went about our merry way singing GLORIOUS songs of MY victory.
And on a seriously serious note this will all end when Gilfane throws me a Banquet fit for a King within the halls of my new town. Until then no matter what you are doing in game..... look behind you.
Ah......No Banquet for you false king! And what is the point of a T-Map raid? Are you new here or something? ??? ???
Quote from: Enigma on February 08, 2009, 03:56:15 AM
It has come to my attention that a GOOD King gives something back to his subjects and today I wish to bring to you all the gift of Art. And to this end I have made for you all those GIL i have converted a Wonderful Picture of all your convertions.
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Edwin the Gilfane crafter says better luck next time. He was able to quickly sew a cloak of invisibility.
Edwin may have escaped but as you can see many many have not. And common you try and find someone out T hunting on an Island. Have fun jumping all 200 runes to find people.
Explain yourself now! I command you!
So, Enigma,
Did all your friends quit or something or are you just bored?
I strolled casually thru GIl town and saw nothin. Aw well catch ya soon enough :)
Not bored Ian, just dedicated to being the best PK on the shard. It takes serious effort to find a group of people out working T maps.
Think of it like this , throw me a banquet to honor me as KING of GILTOWN and we would all be partying like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlYCVpPo1WQ
Think of it like this. NOT THE KING! :P
Couldnt find ya a little while ago Jack, so i warmed up on a couple of TDO. It was a fun fight. 2v1. I didnt loot either of them. Was just gettin abit of revenge for them pk'n my crafter so rudely from earlier :)
That is the difference between you and I Sir Mordor. I go to my TOWN when i KNOW someone is there to kill. You just wander around aimlessly hoping to find someone.
I have been wandering around Gilfane all day. No sign of the one who thinks he is king. :'(
Quote from: Enigma on February 08, 2009, 01:29:38 PM
Not bored Ian, just dedicated to being the best PK on the shard. It takes serious effort to find a group of people out working T maps.
Well at least you didn't say "great PVP'er" we all know you cant' do that. If you could, you wouldn't be hunting us down with a faction gank squad while we do treasure maps.
Loser
All hail King Enigma, lord of Gilfane. Twas a valient raid today sir. Twas a pleasure punishing these trespassers.
At least i dont wander around aimlessly like you, looking for non-pvp characters to hunt down on the 200 t-map locations. Talk about not having a life. Not to say those you have so cowardly killed in Gil town cant defend themselves, it's just most of them are more geared towards pvm. Kinda like that high school kid that walks around the elementary playground lookin for a fight, but as soon as someone his size shows up, it's like hey man, i wasn't doin anything. Maybe when you see me in Gil town, come on out of hiding and play abit. Or maybe your just too scared LOL.
Quote from: Cash on February 08, 2009, 11:21:40 PM
All hail King Enigma, lord of Gilfane. Twas a valient raid today sir. Twas a pleasure punishing these trespassers.
Ack.....the false king has a groupy now. :P Maybe Sunchicken will make another attempt at a coup. Maybe the underpants gnomes will come back to the shoe factory. Maybe Les Stanford will return from the Brit sewers to help defend the good citizens of Gilfane. Maybe Coyote Jack will come for crumpets and tea. Maybe I will just keep rambling on incoherantly. But in the mean time...
... NOT THE kING!!!
Quote from: Ian James on February 08, 2009, 10:08:25 PM
Quote from: Enigma on February 08, 2009, 01:29:38 PM
Not bored Ian, just dedicated to being the best PK on the shard. It takes serious effort to find a group of people out working T maps.
Well at least you didn't say "great PVP'er" we all know you cant' do that. If you could, you wouldn't be hunting us down with a faction gank squad while we do treasure maps.
Loser
Do you know what PvP stands for?? Or PK for that matter? Do you realize that to be a PK you must PvP? And if I am not a great PvP'er how do I consistantly kill you guys like 8v1 ?? Ian get the stick outta your rump and have some fun with this. So far I have been a pleasant person, Not looted and quite frankly not looted some really nice gear that should have been blessed ( your welcome bea). If you and Mor dumb want to make this a personal this I can really take this up to a new level. Let me know, I mean I can really dedicate my bordom to ruining your vendor houses and the lives of your rookie players.... thou I have stated time and time again that I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS. If you continue to make this personal I will as well.
Lets calm down a bit. I think ya'll are mistaking what Enigma is trying to do here.
He is stiring up some good fun. Of course he is going to attack non-pvp'ers. He wants the pvp'ers to come after him, as I have been doing (with very limited hours).
Let's not make this more than it is. Enigma is a fun, honorable guy. Lets keep the personal issues out. If he was doing this to be a pain, he would be looting. I think its awesome that he is trying to stir up some good fun pvp.
I am having fun with this. ;D The Underpants Gnomes on the other hand are not having so much fun. >:( They are still in the Yew jail. >:( Now I can't fill my quota of the much needed speedy purple shoes. >:(
So.......
I have sent a force out to kidnap Miss Patty Pick Axe! She will have to make the shoes untill the Underpants Gnomes return to work. I know this will cause Coyote Jack much distress but after all, it is all his fault to begin with. I will provide Miss Patty Pick Axe with a most pleasant work atmosphere and will even provide many break times for her with nourishing tea and crumpets. I will try to make it as pleasant as possible while we are going through these most difficult times in Gilfane. I am being very optimistic in thinking that the Gnomes will be back making the shoes in short order, but the Yew Sherrif seems to be really ticked off at the little buggers right now.
That is all for now. Carry on. ;D
Thank you Vortex for getting it.
And as far as kidnapping Patty Pickaxe..... well If i can't get that old crone to work for ME i sure hope you can get her to make you your shoes.
In the mean time I have talked to the sheriff of Yew and have put in a good word but. Unfortunately they want some BAIL money or they are not gonna turn that key.
I am thinking that the Sheriff of Yew is in cahoots with KOC. :'(
Ok coyote
#1 i am not daramor :P daramor is not even a gil member! or wcb he has nothing to do with our alliance... so you can take down that picture in your little mosaic.
#2 your a bad false king and as i remember all bad kings end up dead sooner then they should be :)
Bad false king. Bad false king. For shame. :o
Ohh fanta come now, I chase after that Daramor red char all over malas and when he finally unflags and can get into a house he runs smack dab onto the steps of a house. Oddly the owner of that house is..... wait for it.... Fanta!! Go figure human nature no matter what the char name is, will always be to run back to a safe place that will not ever fail you, like YOUR home.
Quote from: Enigma on February 09, 2009, 11:19:11 AM
run back to a safe place that will not ever fail you, like YOUR home.
Which is exactly what the false king should do! Run false king, run, run, run!
Eight pages of posts and i'm still not feeling the love :'(
Enigma is just looking for a hug folks...............and a few PK counts lol
coyotes dont get much lovin :(
PS: tonks!!! i need purple shoes!!!
Quote from: Fanta on February 09, 2009, 02:26:58 PM
coyotes dont get much lovin :(
PS: tonks!!! i need purple shoes!!!
Maybe he is like the Grinch.....he has just a wee little heart
Even reds need some loving....ask Ali she almost went red lol
Troop I wish you all just stood still but you are right I do seem to RUN, RUN , Run, after you all over my TOWN.
I AM KING OF GILTOWN now GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!
you should prolly think of a new phrase... getting old i mean you could atleast be a little creative if your going to be king of gilfane.
Fanta until my subjects greet me with "Hail King!!!" I shall have to remind them over and over and over. My subjects do not seem to be very bright in this town.
I think his stage of sickness has moved into the denial stage...
Watch your tongue witch! Or we shall cut it from your mouth!
Phraise his excellentcy! We shall force the local population to build a monument in his honor!
Quote from: Cash on February 09, 2009, 04:11:57 PM
Watch your tongue witch! Or we shall cut it from your mouth!
Phraise his excellentcy! We shall force the local population to build a monument in his honor!
Has anyone built a public toilet yet?? That would be a worthy "throne" for Mr. Enigma : ) ;)
I swear i seen an outhouse behind the stables...
patty!!! Cash has forgotten to take his meds too! :o
Better hurry cash and coyote are in danger of death!
wait^^ don't hurry
actually I built one back in August when Hoffs went on vacation, but now I don't have a spare acct to hold a toilet any longer. . .
You are too late Ian , a Throne has been erected for your KING. Thank you my industrious subjects for creating such a befitting monument for me. With this kinda of progress I may just allow the gnomes to return home soon.
dammed untidy it is too, not to mention the total lack of privacy when one attempts to use it.
Ohhh and exactly where is the loo roll ??? Ohh wait a second, found a copy of PK weekly, ill cut that into quarters and nail it up.
The false throne for the flase king will burn this evening. :P Fire, flames, and a tidy little deposit will be laid upon the false throne. :P
I was patrolling Gilfane today and saw the new throne. I even climbed the steps to visit it.
Be careful if you sit in it tho, my horse had an accident. Did you realize that ethereal horse crap is nearly invisible?
I paid a visit to the throne of the false king, Coyote Jack. He was not there. I was disgusted with all of the poo that was all over his throne. It seems that the Underpants Gnomes were released from the Yew jail today. They found the throne and went into a wild frenzy. I guess they had to go real bad as well. Anyhow, the smell was so terrible that I lit the throne ablaze to try to stop the wrecthed odor from gaging all of the good citizens of Gilfane.
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Quote from: Kael on February 09, 2009, 02:08:10 PM
Eight pages of posts and i'm still not feeling the love :'(
Enigma is just looking for a hug folks...............and a few PK counts lol
I think I may have accidently counted him when he got me....was a bit flustered at the time. Should have res'd up and whacked him with my rolling pin! Left all my goodies on me, including my apples....I'd taken great pains to gather the bounty of the trees of Gilfane!
*giggles*
Quote from: Kael on February 09, 2009, 02:41:50 PM
Even reds need some loving....ask Ali she almost went red lol
Did not! Did not!
Okay.....maybe I did! It was a KoC conspiracy I tell ya, to try and get sweet, innocent, Ali to go red! First Cash hands me first ever count (oh, that I were not so good with a bola!) and then Ms. Patty Pickaxe (it was rumored to be her, anyway) accidently reports me for murder whilst in the midst of the Werewolf invasion last month. It's a conspiracy I tell you!
*giggles*
Was kinda fun though....being just a lil bad!
Come and join the burning of the false kings throne Ali! ;D
Come one, come all, and join in the new game of burn the false kings throne!
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Having fun with the new toy!
I love Gilfane! :-*
They are back. They are angry. They are the Underpants gnomes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1XTBESG4BQ
Quote from: Troop on February 10, 2009, 02:42:48 AM
Come one, come all, and join in the new game of burn the false kings throne!
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Having fun with the new toy!
I love Gilfane! :-*
Such desecration!!! I wonder how poor Casca....eerrrr Enigma will feel about this whole affair
On a side note.....no more brat on a bun for me after a pub crawl after seeing those poor littered steps of his monument : )
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!! You dare pollute my throne. For this you will suffer. I have found not 1 but 2 of your guildmates in private houses macroing skills unattended. I will not mention names but let it be known that no private house can save you from my wrath while afk in my TOWN!!!! I have killed them both and I am watching there ghosts work skills. It has been HOURS and they are still at it. I hope they didnt need that skill by tomorrow.
Again this is MY TOWN, I AM KING.
If you dont like it GET OFF MY LAWN!!
You are not the true all powerful leader you portray. For a True lord among lords, would not shake the ground beneath the feet of others. That is for mere mortals. A true lord among lords would cause the earth below macroers to crumble, sending them falling into the star riddled abyss below the great land of malas. Thou are nothing but an imposter. One who shal not take this land by force, nor see the great people of Gilfane bow before you.
Clean up your house, for you are only the wench of our true leader.
On your hands and knees, and scrub OUR LAWN!
Quote from: N49ATV on February 10, 2009, 06:36:03 AM
Clean up your house, for you are only the wench of our true leader.
On your hands and knees, and scrub OUR LAWN!
*giggles & claps*
Quote from: N49ATV on February 10, 2009, 06:36:03 AM
You are not the true all powerful leader you portray. For a True lord among lords, would not shake the ground beneath the feet of others. That is for mere mortals. A true lord among lords would cause the earth below macroers to crumble, sending them falling into the star riddled abyss below the great land of malas. Thou are nothing but an imposter. One who shal not take this land by force, nor see the great people of Gilfane bow before you.
Clean up your house, for you are only the wench of our true leader.
On your hands and knees, and scrub OUR LAWN!
Yeah! What he said. ^^^^^^
Quote from: N49ATV on February 10, 2009, 06:36:03 AM
You are not the true all powerful leader you portray. For a True lord among lords, would not shake the ground beneath the feet of others. That is for mere mortals. A true lord among lords would cause the earth below macroers to crumble, sending them falling into the star riddled abyss below the great land of malas. Thou are nothing but an imposter. One who shal not take this land by force, nor see the great people of Gilfane bow before you.
Clean up your house, for you are only the wench of our true leader.
On your hands and knees, and scrub OUR LAWN!
Thou as a subject of my Realm you may have an opionion...... If it differs from mine I will take it out on all your guildmembers. Remember that next time your try and command your KING.
Be silent false king! I command you!
Do not provoke me Troop!!!! a few of your gnomes where implanted with G explosion pots that I can set off while they are in Edwin's shop!!!! I am not afraid to blow up your gnomes.
Im not helping to clean up that mess !
The Gnomes are now reproducing at an alarming rate. I fear that they will aly with Sunchicken when he makes his coup attempt.
Be carefull Coyote Jack! Sunchicken wishes to steal your false kingship! I would be highly suspicious of Cash as well. I think he is in on the plot. He will strike you with a dagger when you least expect it. Trust no one Coyote Jack. Everyone is out to get you.
Quote from: Bea on February 10, 2009, 04:55:14 PM
Im not helping to clean up that mess !
It would be useless to clean it up. The Gnomes are planning to keep on trashing it untill the false king departs from Gilfane.
Quote from: Enigma on February 10, 2009, 04:03:30 PM
Do not provoke me Troop!!!! a few of your gnomes where implanted with G explosion pots that I can set off while they are in Edwin's shop!!!! I am not afraid to blow up your gnomes.
You will fail and fail again against the Gnomes. Their numbers are greater than you can imagine!
I would concern myself more with the plot that is unfolding against your false monarchy. Sunchicken will likely be acting quickly now that his plan for a coup is complete. Beware of those that you think are freinds as they are plotting the coup along with their master Sunchicken.
Coyote Jack just can't hack it on his own. The people from Gilfane put up a good fight but the false king ran off and collected his friends purple razin and squisshy wakatama and returned. We must have realy ticked them off with our awesome non faction powers as they all resorted to dry looting our corpses.
No more murder counts.
Dear Feebleminded subjects of GILTOWN,
You were looted this evening for failure to give murder counts. When you die a menu or "gump" (as a real player calls it) comes up and you can choose to give a murder count. Since you all failed at this the rules of my realm state you will be looted. Again and as often as I was able to spell it out for you silly towns folks, MURDER COUNTS = NO LOOTING. If you think I ran off for any other reason than to dump loot because I was close to weight limits you would be ridiculous. And my Knights came to watch the KING OF GILTOWN pwnwtf your face off, it was you silly people that attacked them first and then they did what all Knights of my Realm do.... they Roxxored you to the ground. At least they didnt give you the ole Tea Bag treatment.
Have a better day tomorrow,
Your Beloved King of GILTOWN
Coyote Jack
I counted you the first time you killed me and you still took my crappy stuff. Therefore, the false king lies and will no longer recieve murder counts. The only way murder counts will resume is if the false king, Coyote Jack, presents Miss Hoff's with a check for the sum of one million gold pieces to help pay for the litter clean up around the new play ground. (We just can't expect the Gnomes to keep cleaning up your mess)
The throne of the false king will continue to undergo desecration by the Gnomes. Thank you for the new toy your un-majesty. I shall enjoy it thouroughly.
That squisshy guy you brought along needs better armor. My weak spells do far too much damage to him. I am not sure about that Purple razin guy as his name is a little confusing.
I am sure that Sunchicken is in the final stages of plotting the coup against you at this point. I have heard grumblings at the shoe factory and it seems that the Gnomes are considering aiding him in his coup attempt.
The citizens of Gilfane anxiously await the payment of a token one million gold pieces to help cover the cost of your activities.
Signed, Troop
Quote from: Enigma on February 09, 2009, 03:43:02 AM
And as far as kidnapping Patty Pickaxe..... well If i can't get that old crone to work for ME i sure hope you can get her to make you your shoes
OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!!!!! >:( *sharpens up the pickax* You will not call me an old crone and get away with it!! You better sleep with one eye open so this pickax doesn't wind up in in your head! See if I cook you any more meals. Oh....wait a minute.... I have no cooking skill, so that doesn't matter. See if I repair your armor or weapons!
Citizens, I fear that Coyote's delusions have erupted into full-blown dementia. No potion I can make will be strong enough to cure him of his disease.
Troop- I will not lower myself to making shoes, even if they are purple!! If you try to kidnap me I will use every tool I have - sewing kits, tongs, scissors, saws, to fight you off!! There are not enough tea and crumpets that could motivate me, either!
Ali- In my time of despair over the death of Spree, I did accidentally give you a murder count. For this, I apologize with my greatest sincerity.
MadLibs anyone?
For those who don't know how this works, write down the following list, pick a word that matches the type, then fill in the <blanks> below to see how it turns out! Enjoy!
adjective, plural noun, place, verb pt, plural noun, verb, slang noun, noun, verb pt, place, verb pt, verb, plural noun, verb, verb pt, verb, adjective, adjective, plural noun, proper noun: title, noun, verb pt, plural noun, place, noun, noun, adjective, proper noun: title, name
Dear <adjective> <plural noun> of <place>,
You were <verb pt> this evening for failure to give me <plural noun>. When you <verb> a menu or "gump" (as a <slang noun> calls it) comes up and you can choose to give a <noun>. Since you all <verb pt>, the rules of <place> state you will be <verb pt>. Again and as often as I was able to <verb> for you silly town folk, <PLURAL NOUN> = NO <VERB>. If you think I <verb pt> for any other reason than to <verb> because I was <adjective> you would be <adjective>. And my <plural noun> came to watch the <Proper Noun: Title> pwnwtf your <noun> off, it was you silly people that <verb pt> them first and then they did what all <plural noun> do.... they Roxxored you to the <place>. At least they didnt give you the ole <noun> treatment.
Have a better <noun> tomorrow,
Your <adjective> <Proper Noun: Title>,
<Name>
I am awaiting the payment of one million gold pieces from Coyote Jack. There is a cost associated with cleaning up the mess around the false throne.
The Underpants Gnomes are not happy.
Patty....since the Gnomes have returned have no fear. Purple shoe production is back up to speed once again. There should be plenty of purple shoes to fill the needs of all Britania in short order. In the mean time, I would be highly suspicious of anyone that called you an old crone. The false king is obviously suffering from parinoia along with his delusions of grandger.
No one million gold check presented to the citizens of Gilfane = no murder counts. I will expect speedy payment.
Regards, Troop
Once I´m done fighting this monster of lag that found me, Brutus will dust of his sword and come find this new "king"...
>:(
Beg all you like, I don't give counts.
Don't give counts all you like, I will take your stuff all I like if I find you in my town.
Also I loved Loki's Post very cool and creative.
Quote from: tjalle on February 11, 2009, 08:42:07 PM
Once I´m done fighting this monster of lag that found me, Brutus will dust of his sword and come find this new "king"...
>:(
Seems you dusted him off, and then took a face plant :(
Well, I am still fighting the lag monster. Hence the no armour...
Next time Gadget, next time!
We have not yet recieved the payment of one million gold pieces payable to the good people of Gilfane. There will be dire consequences for false king Coyote Jack if this matter is not attended to in short order. The clean up costs around the new playground false throne have been increasing by the hour. This is mostly due to the fact that it has become a tourist attraction of sorts and a lot of litter is being left in the surrounding areas. The false monarch, Coyote Jack is being held responsible for increased clean up costs. >:(
Quote from: Patty Pickaxe on February 11, 2009, 01:30:34 PM
Ali- In my time of despair over the death of Spree, I did accidentally give you a murder count. For this, I apologize with my greatest sincerity.
It's okay.....the whole episode was funny as hell. And besides (I can start a sentence with "and", it's artistic license!) it helped me get over the whole fear of "ghosting" in Luna. I even met some folks while I was in spirit. One time, I happened upon the ghost of Palvarik, and he was moving! We talked for like an hour. The things you get to learn when ya try something new!
I pondered going red....but came back to my senses and finished serving my community. *bows head*
But.....I'd do it again in a heartbeat. *brandishes bola then giggles and scurries off to sleep*
I love to hear my subjects flirting with the dark side. When and not IF you go red I shall make you my Queen. You will sit by my side. A chair will be added to my throne and together we shall rule all the gnomish cobblers of these lands!!!! Don't mind the smell of poo; this shitty city smells of fail all the time.
Now you've done it. I am now expecting payment to the citizens of Gilfane in the amount of 5 million gold pieces. Beware! Shoe production is at an all time high. The Gnomes are fired up. I think that they are indeed helping Sunchicken with his coup plot.
Did you get the nice cake I decorated for you? I left it at your door step yesterday. It was monagramed with a special message. ;D
Pretty sad man. I thought it was about fun pvp. Instead, you hide from me, call in more people to kill me, dryloot, and then proceed to trash talk me. I can get that treatment in Luna.
I dont really know why any of that went on, uh still a bit confused myself.
I believe kal plans to give back what he got, i think calis stuff is on a vendor.
Cash, I think you know me well enough to know its not about the loot. Its about treatment of other players and being able to trust someone to their word. I thought KOC had made progress, I was wrong.
Vortex, did I kill you? No did I loot you not a drop. Those that I did kill failed to give me murder counts and as I posted time and time and time again, if you don't count me I loot you.
Frankly we are forced to loot you as your guild seems to constantly res and re-equipt and right back into the fight. we have to loot to keep it half way fair. Or is 8v1 really a fair fight? And as far as the shit talking? I say what I always say "I am King of GILTOWN, get off my lawn"
I did say I heard you were looking for me. But if you consider that shit talking take a nap.
Actually, what you said was "I heard you were looking for me" and then "Fail". Yes, thats pretty much shit talking.
As far as counts, its pretty hard to give you a count when I go grey from attacking Sunchicken.
Kal looted me, and you stood there watching. Dunno if you attacked me, but 4 of your friends did. It looked like you took something as well, but maybe not. Either way, you called in the help when I would have gladly fought you 1 v 1. I would think that you would set the same looting rules on the friends you call in, but I'm sure your gonna claim you are not responsible for their actions. Thats the standard KOC line.
And it was never 8 v 1. I walked up on you after you killed one of our crafters. Cash walked up there with me. You hid, the next thing I knew Sunchicken and one other blue came in. Braden then showed up and we fought them 2 v 2. Suddenly, Kal and several others show up, outnumbering me and Braden. Braden called in Verum and a few others. I dropped, the rest is history. Don't claim 8 v 1 when its crap.
You claimed this was about fun, yet you call in people who dryloot, rez kill (some red, Yasou or something like that rez killed me even after I told him I was drobed), and then you talk trash. Sad that I even defended that you were trying to start some fun pvp. I shoulda known it was just the same old crap. Even Cash saw the BS ya'll pulled tonight.
I'm not having fun anymore. :'(
I'm out.
I had fun. ^^ Was to much hate spread thou and the res killing. Well that speaks for itself.
Anyway good fights.
Quote from: Calibretto on February 13, 2009, 05:47:43 AM
I had fun. ^^ Was to much hate spread thou and the res killing. Well that speaks for itself.
Anyway good fights.
CALI'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dances & giggles*
I missed you!
Enigma, you must agree that 90%(if not more) of KoC can take any GIL 1 vs 1 and alot even 3-4 vs 1 depending on who it is ofcourse... So when you bring in lets say 3-4 peeps then often we`d have to be 12-15 peeps to even stand and chance and then still since you are a well oiled machine in fighting together you`d still drop us often...
So what if they get back in the fight fast, isn`t it all about the fights? Or did I miss the grand point there?? I dont know if you have been killed and looted yet, but I doubt that GIL would loot much of you since they were/are in it for the fight and they know that they are more likely to get killed than do the actual killin, and on that note it would be foolish of us to loot since id be worse for us than for you if everyone started lootin...
Get back to the fun, make sure those you bring take it as fun aswell, dont reskill and the loot thing well, thats an individual thing but id like it so that they only loot such as regs and pots etc. Personally I know that my stockpile of rings and braclets are fading fast and have never been very large, could imagine alot of GIL have it like that.
Well I hope to join in the fights soon... ;-)
Good luck Tiger.
I knew the true colors would show eventually in the this situation. If Enigma wants to continue extorting murder counts for looting he can try and do that. We have an endless supply of GM armor in the restock. . .
If you need jewelry, see me in game, I've got thousands of various pieces that I've not even sorted. You're welcome to go through them.
You are absolutely correct about the count Vortex...
On your side of the fight you had:
1. Fanta
2. Braden
3.Verum
4. General Specific
5 Gravity
6 Azul
7 Lil Caser
8 Apache
9. YOU!!
We had 4
1 Me - The King
2 Cash
3 Sunchicken
4 Pappy
Don't tell me you walked anywhere with cash as HE just gated me in. I jumped Gravity and everyone came out of the wood works. My guys got called in the SECOND we saw orange. We hadn't looted anyone (except gravity for no murder counts and the fact he called me a douche bag). It wasn't until General specific after resing up dismounted me while getted chased by braden and fanta. At that point we had to loot to keep dead people out of the fight. And it wasn't until you started getting nasty that we decided to say to hell with your loot.
For a guild who prides themselves on getting and giving respect your team fails just as bad as ours does. I personally can not understand at what point you think calling someone a douche bag is the way to go about gaining enough respect so that I would WANT to give your loot back. And then have the nerve to call me an ass for talking shit to you.
How many times have I post that I DO NOT WANT YOUR LOOT. I want murder counts. If you will not give my a count I will tax you threw your loot. I was told last night by fanta that rather than giving me the pleasure of a count that your guild whole guild would rather be looted. So if this is your guild choice why all the hate???
Well, as you already Know, i dont mind giving counts on bea/aria/erin/astra, each time ive ran into you, its been funny as heck and thats good. I'd hate to see an end to the fun thats been had & ill still give counts, never intended not to.
Quote from: Alizaren on February 13, 2009, 06:45:06 AM
Quote from: Calibretto on February 13, 2009, 05:47:43 AM
I had fun. ^^ Was to much hate spread thou and the res killing. Well that speaks for itself.
Anyway good fights.
CALI'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dances & giggles*
I missed you!
I couldn't stay away from you Ali.
The count you are claiming was the end result, not the beginning. Hell, Azul was in a house and Ceaser and Apache of TDO showed up AFTER all of Gilfane was dead.
In the beginning, I was in the dueling arena with Cash. He had just finished showing Fanta some things. He told Fanta and I that you were in town. Cash and I left the arena together and walked up the road. You had just killed someone next to a house. I ran up to attack you and you hid. I ran around looking for you. Braden came in and so did Sunchicken and the rest. General, Gravity, and the others all came later. For quite a while it was just me and Braden vs. Sunchicken and I think Pappy (or some other blue). Then Kal and the others came and I dropped from Kal and Sunchicken.
Funny that in your count you forgot to mention Kal, Yasou and one other red.
Amazing how your story changes, first you claim 8 v 1. Then you claim you had 4 but leave 3 out.
First you claim you didn't trash talk me. Then you claim that I called you an ass after you trash talked me. Make up your mind. You denying that you trash talked me or not. I noticed that you chose to leave off the part of telling me "fail" in your version of the story.
Ya, General should not have called you a douche bag, but then you shouldn't have been acting like one. You were called a douche bag AFTER I was looted by Kal and after you trash talked me.
Finally, and I'll try to explain flagging to you because you don't seem to get it, we can't give you counts everytime. If I attack a blue, I'm grey and I cannot count you. Some members of our guild are in thieves guild. Thieves guild can't give counts. Some of our guild attacked you. They can't give you a count when they flag on you. All of these are basic rules that you should have known as long as you have been playing Siege.
Do what you need to do. Raid Gilfane, attack our spawns, kill our crafters, dryloot, rez kill and do all the stuff that KOC has always done. It's nothing new. But don't expect us to play the rp game with you anymore when you can't even follow your own rules.
You sir are quite simply a moron. Next time you make up a story and absolutely fail at it. Think before you speak. Yasou hasn't played UO in almost 3 years and he NEVER sold his accts. I was not called a douche bag after you were looted. This started with me killing gravity and that person said it to me the moment of death. Cash had JUST gated me in from hunting Monolith on fire isle at the deamon temple. You are out of your freaking mind.
At this point FUN TIME IS OVER.
Boys Boys Boys...Have a couple 6 packs or so of ice cold beer and CHILL OUT !!!
Quote from: Enigma on February 13, 2009, 11:33:39 PM
You sir are quite simply a moron. Next time you make up a story and absolutely fail at it. Think before you speak. Yasou hasn't played UO in almost 3 years and he NEVER sold his accts. I was not called a douche bag after you were looted. This started with me killing gravity and that person said it to me the moment of death. Cash had JUST gated me in from hunting Monolith on fire isle at the deamon temple. You are out of your freaking mind.
At this point FUN TIME IS OVER.
Ah, your right, it was Papou, not Yasou. Still, him and Kal are both people you convienently left out.
So now your claiming it was Gravity that called you a douche bag? Earlier you said General.
You claim I'm lying, yet I keep proving you wrong and you ignore those points. You can't even keep your story straight.
As far as fun, I shoulda known it was never about the fun with you. Morder tried to warn us, I tried to defend you, silly me.
I know I should not post...so this will be my only one. I never called you a douche bag. I called you an a$$wipe...and that was only after I was ressed after you killed me, said "i must consider my sins" (realized i gave you no count, which I cannot due to being in the thieves guild) then proceeded to dryloot my body. This is nothing new to me. I could honestly care less what you do in the game - I just wanted to set the record straight that I don't call people douche bags.