Beware of the Pet ball/Singing ball scam.

[Tjalle]

http://stratics.com/threads/vendor-search-scam-with-fake-singing-balls.380212/

[Blind Otto]

That sounds like the perfect inspiration for Story Night.
"Beware the Singing Pet Ball"
*wonders if he has enough time before Story Night*

“Beware the Pet Ball, my son!
      The lips that rhyme, the notes that echo!
Beware the Singing ball, and shun
      The frumious Trinsic Gecko!”

Ahem. Maybe some other time...